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uh

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What happened to your hand?

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He was playing with the meat.

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What? Damn it, Beavis. There's nothing
wrong with you.

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Huh?

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I'll be damned.

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Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World
cannot afford to pay out any more

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workers' compensation.

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Uh, workers' constipation?

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Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at
work. When I can't take a poop.

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No, you idiot.

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Workers' compensation.

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If you get hurt at work, the government
makes me send you home and pay you money

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for not working.

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So stay out of trouble.

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Whoa. Did you hear that, Beavis?

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If you, like, get hurt at work, we can
go home and still get paid.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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He should have told us that a long time
ago.

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Yeah.

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Ah! Now, what the hell are you doing,
fart knocker?

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Uh, I'm, like, hurting you so we can get
some money.

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Okay, but just don't touch my nap.

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Uh, this is, like, gonna hurt you more
than it hurts me.

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Damn it, this is taking too long.

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Maybe you should try kicking me.

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Uh, okay.

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I kicked your ass.

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So where's the money?

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Uh, I think we need to, like, show that
manager dude that you can't work or

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something.

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Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Hello. I've been standing here for 15
minutes.

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Damn. Can I help you or something?

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Uh, yeah.

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Give me some chicken fingers and some
small fries and... Hey, hey!

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I'm not going to keep waiting.

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Damn it, I can still work.

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Okay.

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Hold still.

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I'm going to finish the job.

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No. No.

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Hey, what the hell is going on here?

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We're like trying to get some of that
worker's constipation.

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You don't get worker's comp for
fighting. It has to be an accident.

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You mean we need to, like, poop in our
pants?

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No, you moron. You have to be injured by
something on the job. Now clean

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yourself up and get back to work.

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Uh, why didn't that fart knocker tell us
that before?

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Yeah, really.

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He keeps leaving stuff out.

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Just doing some work here.

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Come on, Beaver. Stick it in there.

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Hey, Beavis, put your head out the
window till the car will hit you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hey,

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how's it going?

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Dumbass.

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What the hell is going on?

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for that worker's constipation and this
bunghole store idea.

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Can you show us how you did that?

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Hey,

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that's that dude

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from Nirvana.

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Um, hey, um, Butthead, I don't think
that dude's with us anymore.

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You shouldn't play with him.

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I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.

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I've never seen that drummer before in
my life.

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That's not him.

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No butt munch.

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I'm talking about the drummer from
Nirvana is playing guitar here.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, you're right.

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You know, I mean, these are kind of, you
know, like nice colors, you know?

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They're all orangey and kind of pretty
and stuff.

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Hey.

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Uh, Viva?

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Do you, like, swing on that side now?

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Um, hey, do I swing? No, I haven't been
to the swing since I was, like, eight

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years old.

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Um, hey, I don't even think we have a
swing set anymore.

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What are you talking about?

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Eh, never mind, Beavis.

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Dumbass.

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Why are all these dudes dressed up in
white?

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I think it's like they all drive ice
cream trucks.

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Yeah, that would be cool.

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You know, like if instead of that dorky
music the ice cream truck plays, if they

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played this.

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Yeah, and then they take the ice cream
and just throw it at you and scream.

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Yeah. Maybe it's like drive an ice cream
truck across your lawn and just tear

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ass. Be like, I don't owe you anything.

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That would rule.

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